"Hi I'm Adam, Is Your Daughter Home?"

Modeled by: Adam Morrison
Year of the Suit: 2009
At first glance is Adam's black suit all that crazy? No. But throw in the molester facial hair with the unruly mop-top and you have a look that's worthy of this list. Being a dad sucks. Because, eventually, a dude who looks like this will show up to your front door and take your daughter to the junior prom. It's inevitable.