Drafted: 17th Overall, 1985
Stats: 2.1 PPG 1.8 RPG 0.4 APG 0.4 BPG
Seasons Played: 5
Blab? As in B.L.A.B. the Ace Hood song? Well, kind of. Uwe was balling like a bitch, just not in the way Ace raps about or the Mavericks were hoping for. Dude was 7’1” and only blocked 0.4 shots per game. *Kanye voice* Hah? With career averages that look like a University of Connecticut men’s basketball player’s GPA, Blab was a definite flop with the 17th overall pick. Actually now that we think about it, Blab’s career was about as good as the song bearing his name #shotsfired.
14. Uwe Blab