12. U of I Alumni
Roots For: Illinois
Every entitled youth from the Chicago suburbs who can't get in to a good school goes to the University of Illinois. They're really proud of it, too. After graduation, they flock to three-flats in Lakeview and continue their "orange crush" on a basketball team that sucks and a football team that really sucks. Any discussion of Big Ten basketball turns into a proclamation of what a "beast" Meyers Leonard is. Meanwhile, the team's down 14 to Minnesota and Bruce Weber's sweating through his tangerine blazer. OK dude, we get it. Please go back to Kam's.