17. M & M's Jacket Guy
Roots For: White Sox
The M&M's jacket guy—who has somehow secured a front-row seat to every White Sox home game—hovers over AJ Pierzynski's shoulder like a custard-stained Kenny Rogers. His brightly colored, candy-themed garb smears the TV screen like a poisonous beetle smashed against your Samsung and there's nothing you can do to wipe it clean.