Roots For: Cubs
We all know the story of Steve Bartman, and while many of y'all expect him to be on this list, he's not. All the guy did was reach for a ball that would have just slipped through Moises Alou's piss-soaked hands anyway. If you want someone to blame for the Cubs collapse in Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS, consider Alex Gonzalez for booting a double play, or Mark Prior and Kyle Farnsworth for piping fastballs and slamming backstops to the tune of eight runs in one inning.

In a stadium full of surly, beer-throwing maniacs the douchebag that stood out the most was Jim Cuthbert. An otherwise run-of-the-mill drunken jack-off, Cuthbert took it upon himself to fight Bartman for the city of Chicago. On ESPN's Catching Hell, Cuthbert actually seemed proud of his behavior, claiming that when he was thrown out of the game by security, he waited around outside the stadium to "whip his ass." Ah, Wrigleyville.