9. Just...F*cking Bears Fans
Roots For: Bears
This is obviously a harsh generalization, but anyone who's had the misfortune of watching a Bears game with a room full of Bears fans knows they're the most insufferable in all of football. They explode in expletive-laden outbursts towards Lovie Smith for not showing the same exaggerated rage on the field as they do in their living rooms. They go on the same excruciating tirade about the "shitty" offensive line after every false start. And they will rip Packers fans for being "fat, cheese-head country bumpkins," while, simultaneously, scarfing Giordano's deep dish, paying out the ass for a seat license at Soldier Field, and getting torched by Aaron Rodgers in the snow.