Yesterday, a man in an unwashed Chevy Monte Carlo rammed his car into the front revolving doors of GM Headquarters, "The Ren Cen." The driver was trying to turn his car around in front of the building and accidentally chipped the glass. Assuming that this small accident would land him in prison, he figured he might as well go all the way.
We've never heard of someone going to prison for chipping a window. We have, however, heard of someone going to prison for intentionally ramming his car into a building. Like a good neighbor, State Farm wants nothing to do with this shit.