Once you've schooled her on the rules of the game, pick up a ball and take her to a local court on a sunny Saturday afternoon and let her get her dribble on. If she's like me, her prior b-ball experience may not extend beyond playing H.O.R.S.E., so show her a few tricks. In the end, she'll enjoy the game even more having got some hands-on experience, and you'll get to attempt a few inappropriate fouls on the court. Everybody wins!