Caption This: Amare Stoudemire Looked Ridiculous at the Heat/Celtics Game in Miami Last Night

We need an explanation.

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Sooooooo…We've wanted to put up a post on this picture of Amare Stoudemire all day long now. But, we just haven't been able to find the right words to do it. And, eight hours after we first saw it, we still aren't quite sure what to say. He's wearing a sleeveless denim shirt. He has sunglasses on at a basketball game. He's at a basketball game that he's not playing in. And, oh yeah—he's eating popcorn out of a bucket that says "LET'S GO HEAT" on it.

We know there's a caption here. In fact, there are probably many captions. But, we just can't seem to decide which one to go with. So, who's got one for us?

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