4. Evander Holyfield
No. of Kids/No. of Baby Mamas: 11/8
In the ring, Evander Holyfield was probably told repeatedly by his cornerman to hit his opponent with a one-two combo. Outside the ring, Holyfield was hitting these random women with the "hit it and quit it" one-two combo. His large family and financial problems have forced him to prolong his career despite being 48 years old. We think the retirement X vasectomy combo is the only plausible solution for The Real Deal, but dude seems intent on going down swinging.