5. Will Roger Clemens Be Convicted?
Clemens and the feds are now into the seventh week of a perjury retrial that's already put two jurors to sleep (they were subsequently kicked off the trial). Hey, at least the prosecution didn't step into a mistrial on the second day this time! Wait, maybe that's not a good thing.
The Complex Crystal Ball Says... Who cares. Really, Clemens is a jerk and lots of regular folk get in a shitload of trouble for lying to the authorities, but it's hard to work up a lot of righteous indignation about this now. We just hope he goes away.