5. Right Now!
Audience: Baltimore Ravens
Quote: "We don't even know what yesterday got for us, cause it's already gone. Tomorrow? Too far away. What about right now?! Would you give it all up for me right now?!"
Hilarious for all of the wrong reasons, Ray tries to get defensive tackle Bryan Hall ready before a game and asks a pretty deep question. If homie has such a way of words with his teammates, we can only image in the game he runs on females. Oh wait...