It's official: Every single fire extinguisher joke has been now been used. Last night, the Indiana Pacers staff made sure of that by taping over a fire extinguisher at Amway Arena in Orlando and writing the message "Please Do Not Hit" on it. Of course, the Pacers also did something else to prevent their players from punching any fire extinguishers—they went out and, you know, won their game against the Magic.
We know, Knicks fans. It's a really novel concept. But, if you guys could just win a playoff game—or, hell, even just compete in a playoff game!—then you wouldn't have to worry about your players punching anything. And, one of your star players wouldn't be the laughingstock of the league right now. Just a thought!
[via Pro Basketball Talk]
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