You should really stop reading and watch the video now, but if you must, here's a quick synopsis of the scandal that resulted in the firing of University of Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino last night: The Sunday before last, Petrino crashed his motorcycle while riding with his mistress, a 25-year-old recently hired Arkansas athletic department staffer. In an unsurprising albeit very dumb move, Petrino, a married father of four, tried to cover up the existence of his cycling partner. It subsequently emerged that a) there was a passenger in his crash, that b) he'd had an "inappropriate relationship" with her, and that c) he'd given her $20K and arranged her job with the athletic department. The Taiwanese animation take on the story was released today, and it's awesome, complete with the most epic (and epically dangerous) depiction of road head in entertainment history.
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[via Hot Clicks]