Stats: 5.2 PPG 3.3 RPG 0.8 BPG
Salary: $2,862,602
He loves his comics more than he loves getting better at basketball. If the Lopez twins came out as one baby, that baby would be All-Star material. One can score, but doesn't rebound; the other can't score, but can rebound. Science is funny that way. If Robin was under 7 feet, he wouldn't have a gig in the NBA. There's something horribly wrong with a man that size that can't give you a block a game.