7. Joel Anthony, Heat
Stats: 3.3 PPG 3.9 APG 1.3 BPG
This guy makes Luc Longley look like the greatest ever. All he has to do is play defense and rebound, is that so hard? Not to mention that "Megamind" dome of his, which has nothing to do with basketball, but still, have you seen that thing? He is an absolute bum. No ifs, ands, or buts. The Big Three must be thrilled to play with a man of his stature.