We (unfortunately!) didn't get to see Mike Tyson's one-man show Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas this week. But, we've heard enough about it at this point to know that it was, predictably, pretty fuckin' nuts. From the sound of things, Iron Mike took the stage every night and talked for two hours about all the batshit-crazy things that have happened to him throughout the course of his life. What's even more impressive, though, is that it sounds like he's got more than enough material left over to put on a sequel at some point.
During a sit-down interview with ESPN's Rick Reilly after opening night of the show, he revealed a few of the life events that ultimately didn't make the cut in his show. Like, you know, the time he went to jail and somehow managed to get a prison official pregnant.
"I didn't talk about getting a prison official pregnant," he said. "Oh, yeah. In prison, stuff happens. But, she had no baby."
"Stuff happens," Mike? Only to you. He didn't stop there, either. He also said that he used to get a morphine drip, solely because he liked how he felt when he was on it. "I just liked morphine," he said, "but I had to take a lot of it because it didn't stay in your system for a long time."
And—no surprise here—Tyson also told Reilly that he used to really, really like to do other kinds of drugs, too. "I'd have my cocaine, and I had my marijuana, and I had my Cialis and Viagra and my little friends all sitting there," he said. "That's just how I lived my life."
What a life it's been. Now, when can we expect Undisputed Truth 2?
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