If you're an idiot, you might try to steal gas from a police car. If you're a tier one idiot, you might do this.
This moron, Michael Baker of Jenkins, KY, siphoned gas from a cop car, took a picture of himself doing so, and proceeded to post it to Facebook. Like a true simpleton, he also hasn't bothered to change his Facebook privacy settings. The extent of the investigations was probably a google search for "cop car siphon gas kentucky."
Needless to say, Baker was arrested and was arraigned yesterday in Lecher County District Court.
[via The Smoking Gun]