Year: 2009
Lyric: "My dollars was down, she left me for some Euros/Took my whole flavor, I call her Coke Zero/We were co-MVP's, like Kobe and Shaq/Left me for the Heat, we were winning back-to-back."
Before Shaquille O'Neal was traded to the Miami Heat in 2004, the Lakers had a formidable tandem in Big Diesel and Kobe Bryant. So much so that they won back-to-back-to-back championships together. However, the two had a falling out, which eventually led to Shaq's departure. Celtics coach Doc Rivers called their separation "the biggest travesty in sports" because he believes that they could've won at least 5 chips if they remained together. Wait, we're talking about Kobe not knowing a good thing when he had it? You don't say.