1. Ford Nucleon

Year: 1954
Country Of Origin: U.S.
Stupid Feature: Nuclear reactor
Complex Says: The initial thought of nuclear-powered cars involves horrible crashes, but the truth is even worse. Just imagine hearing this on the news: "There was a meltdown in the Shady Acres development earlier today when a teen driver's aftermarket reactor core malfunctioned. The manufacturer, Corez4Speed, has stated that it was improperly installed." If this was the future, street tuners wouldn't just hurt our eyes, they would melt them.