Hopefully Ryan Fitzpatrick was planning on shaving his head. Like, soon. Because, he just got this haircut to celebrate the fact that the Bills signed his No. 1 receiver Stevie Johnson to a five-year, $36.25 million contract. And he looks like he got it done by a five-year-old.

Now, we've certainly seen our fair share of bad haircuts. But, we have to ask: Why would somebody who went to Harvard do something this fucking stupid?

[via The Big Lead]

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