First he wanted to go to the Lakers. Then he wanted to go to the Celtics. Then he wanted to go anywhere but Chicago, where it made the most sense. Then he wanted to stay, then he wanted out, then he finally officially dismissed his ability to opt-out of Orlando. Enjoy the next eight months, people, because this is just going to happen all over again next year. 

Dwight Howard - SIgned his option to stay with Magic through 2013