When I say, "Brooklyn," y'all say "Nets." Brooklyn! ... Okay, so maybe that doesn't work so well on the web, and maybe they aren't actually the Brooklyn Nets yet, but it sounds a hell of a lot better than trying to squeeze New Jersey in there. Know what else it sounds better than? "Mikhail Prokhorov on the microphone," as the Nets owner would say.
Taking on Jay-Z in the process, Prokhorov and his crew laid down some lines on a Russian television show called “Projector Paris Hilton,” a satirical comedy show that touches on political matters. If you can actually understand the rough English, you can hear him say, "I am real Russian Eminem" as well. Let us know when you drop your first mixtape, Mik.
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