You already know how we feel about this year's NBA Slam Dunk Contest. But we've got a very simple solution for it: Lots and lots of booze. That'll help us get through it. What about little kids like this, though? You're about to ruin our man's Saturday night, LeBron!

Real talk: This kid makes some good points. As an adult, I understand why LeBron doesn't want to be in the dunk contest. His pride would be on the line and he'd never be able to live it down if he lost. But there are literally millions of kids out there who want to see him throw down some dunks. So, Bron, as this kid asks: Why won't you play in the dunk contest? He'll be patiently waiting for your answer...

[via Black Sports Online]

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