26. Sacramento Kings

Record: 8 - 15
Last Week's Rank: 27
Last Week's Results: L @ Golden State 90-93, (Tue); W vs. Portland 95-92, (Thu); W vs. Golden State 114-106, (Sat)
This Week: @ New Orleans, Monday (2/6); @ Minnesota, Tuesday (2/7); vs. Oklahoma City, Thursday (2/9); vs. Phoenix, Saturday (2/11)

What's that, the Kings actually had a winning week?! Praise Jimmer! Actually dude only played 19 minutes and scored a total of 2 points this week but we're sure his cheering helped the squad out. We're not sure if the Warriors and especially Portland just assumed that Sacramento would roll over so they took it easy on 'em or if the Kings actually felt motivated but a win is a win. And at this point Sac-Town fans should be happy for two things: 1. Actually having a team in their town. 2. Having one that wins from time to time. And by time to time we mean rarely. Very rarely.—Ralph Warner