Ever since leaving Japan to pitch in the MLB, Yu Darvish has been in high demand. After a long, drawn-out bidding war, the Texas Rangers snagged Darvish for $60 million over six years. Now, after the huge payday, the former Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters starting pitcher must now be getting a lot of attention from the ladies, right? Wrong. Apparently, Yu is off the market. Who's the lucky woman you ask? How does a 35-year-old “G-Cup adult movie star” known for her “electric tongue” sound? In an effort not to catch some crazy computer virus, we did not go too far in-depth to find out about her, uh, talent. We'll just leave that up to your own personal research.
[via Total Pro Sports]
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