Randy Moss—one of the greatest stoner athletes of all time—wants back into the NFL. Despite the fact that he didn't play a single snap last season—and, maybe more importantly, despite the fact that he turns 35 today—the former All-Pro wide receiver still wants to play football. At least, that's what he said early this morning during a bizarre UStream chat that featured Moss holding up a bag full of hair that he cut off recently and telling fans that it smelled like "sauerkraut."
"I wanna play football," he said. "Your boy is going to come back here and play some football, so I'm really excited. I had some things I had to adjust in my life."
Um, okay. We're not sure what to be more surprised about here: That Randy Moss is seriously contemplating an NFL comeback after taking a year off—or that Randy Moss was thisclose to having his own Stephon Marbury "Vaseline" moment when he pulled out the bag of hair. Ah, celebrities and their wild UStream moments. Gotta love 'em!
[via CBS Sports]
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