Kris Humphries arrived on the scene like a comet, but is slowly fizzing out like a flat Coke. We all knew his marriage to Kim Kardashian was a fraud, except Kris, poor guy. To everyone's surprise, Kris is having a decent year so far, averaging a double-double (13 and 10), finally putting an end to the Kardashian Golden Vagina Theory. But we're not here to applaud his achievements. No, sir. We're here to poke fun at his failures. Everything from making Kim cry to getting booed at Madison Square Garden made the cut (fortunately there wasn't video of the armpit fiasco). So, to "celebrate" his 27th birthday, we present Kris Humphries' Biggest Fails.