Joel Zumaya hasn't even pitched with the Twins yet but is considering retirement after his latest season-ending injury. [ESPN]
The New Jersey Nets signed 2007 Dunk Contest Champ Gerald Green to a 10-day contract. [Inside Hoops]
Here's one of the most ridiculous bowling celebrations in recent history. [Deadspin]
Don't forget the Daytona 500 is rescheduled for 7 p.m. ET tonight. [Yahoo!]
Michael Ballack will be an ESPN analyst for the European Championship. [The Original Winger]
