Hairline

You know what happens when you win four MVP titles, have an estimated net worth of $115M, a Super Bowl ring, and you're considered the greatest QB of your generation? People like us find shit to clown you for. So yes, we're going straight for Peyton's hairline. Now, it isn't quite LeBron status but P's follicles have been running deep routes with no intentions of curling back. Eli on the other hand seems to be holding onto his locks. We know that Peyton is nearly a full five years older than his little bro but for now Eli and that mop on that awkward head of his wins this battle.

Advantage: Eli

Eli: 8 | Peyton: 7