You can't turn a hoe into a housewife. Any fan of Snoop Dogg knows that! But, apparently, Kris Humphries didn't grow up listening to West Coast rap. So Snoop took the time recently to drop a few gems on young Kris about dealing with chicks like Kim Kardashian.

Just a warning: This is 100 percent NSFW. But it's also 100 percent hilarious and, frankly, Snoop basically just says what everyone was thinking after Humphries and Kim K broke up a couple of months ago. Thanks for your pearls of wisdom here, Doggfather!

[via WorldStarHipHop]

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