7. Just Dropping In
Car: Subaru WRX STI
Driver Says: "Hmm, the road looks a lot like a railroad embankment. Hmm, the road looks a lot like the sky. Hmm, the parking spot looks a lot like the top floor of a septic tank business."
Complex Says: Driving up a railroad embankment, into the sky, and finally falling through the roof of a septic servicing business, before fleeing the scene and hastily phoning in the car as stolen is a bad plan. Take it from the awesomely named Royce Morales here--it ends in arrest.