2. Fulfilling Hair-Based Stereotypes

Car: Opel
Driver Says: "OMG! My hair is all messed up. I wonder if the policeman will be cute. I should totally be looking my best for him...just in case."
Complex Says: Blondes should avoid fulfilling every dumb-blonde joke we've ever heard. Twenty bucks says this girl's daddy spent $125,000 so she could go to a nice college and get her MRS.