The Dallas Mavericks stink right now. Seriously. If you haven't been keeping up with the team so far this season, it seems like they've been down 30 points at halftime of every single game. So the timing of this silly Dirk Nowitzki video that was put together by the Mavs marketing department couldn't be worse. But, hey: It's still pretty funny listening to Dirk do a "dramatic reading" of the Britney Spears classic, "Oops!...I Did It Again." So eloquent, Dirk. Now get back to playing basketball, please.

[via theScore]

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