Right now, we're pretty sure Jose Bautista is somewhere out there in the world chugging bottles of Poland Spring and lemon-line Gatorade. Reason being: He just revealed that, in spite of what you might think, he could really care less if Major League Baseball decides to test him for steroidsâ€”even if they decide to do it one million times. In fact, he welcomes them to do it, if that means people will stop suspecting him of using performance-enhancement drugs.
"I don't mind it," the slugger revealed recently. "It's something that is not going to affect my focus and I'm not going to allow it to allow how I play my game. They are entitled to do whatever they want and test you as many times as they want. If I get picked to be tested a million times, that's fine with me."
Really, dude? We could understand, you know, 20 or 25 times. But if Bud Selig sends some guy in a lab coat out to your house a million times, you're going to be okay with it? Well, alrighty then. Keep pounding all that H2O. It sounds like you're gonna need it.
[via Big League Stew]
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