You may have bought your Saab six days ago. If so, you're probably left handed (no really, there's a huge correlation between lefites and Saabs), you're not terribly bright (Saab is almost certainly going to finally crash and burn), and you don't have a warranty anymore. Yup, Saab has canceled all of their warranties although Saab of America is still looking for ways to honor them. In our opinion, they're not going to find one.

[via Saab]