What do you get when you take Swiss illustrator Gavin Patterson, add a body-jolting BMW M5, and drop in a few markers? The fastest Christmas card in the world, complete with a misshapen Santa Claus and colorful speed squiggles. BMW precision driver Urs Inauen took Patterson for a spin around Circuit de l'Anneau Du Rhin in Alsace to help the German company spread holiday cheer. 

[via Jalopnik]