Recreativo Estrellas goalkeeper Gabriel Orozco doesn't celebrate his accomplishments on the pitch in what one would call an ordinary way. In a game against Deportivo Motokart, Orozco blocks a shot over the crossbar, and follows that up by chomping at the face of Deportivo's Nicolas Cardinal. In true soccer fashion, Cardinal plays it off as if he had just been bitten by a vampire. He falls to knees, crawls a little bit, collapses to the ground, end scene. Someone needs to give this guy an Academy Award.