Can you imagine how pissed off Bryce Harper is gonna be in a few years—er, make that a few months—when people stop using the word "swag"? He received a chocolate lab for Christmas this year. And rather than stick with a name that, ya know, isn't effing ridiculous, he decided to name it...Swag.

Sigh. Yes, Bryce Harper has a dog named Swag. It just doesn't seem like such a cool word anymore, does it?

[via Deadspin]

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