Here are some guesses as to what this idiot driver in Tigard, Oregon was doing when he or she turned into a copper:
1. Jamming to Cher with 90's wraparound headphones on.
2. Writing down "yams" on a checklist of things to buy for Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Weeping while listening to the books on tape version of The Notebook.
4. Daydreaming about these girls.
5. Asking Siri inappropriate sexual questions like an immature 10-year-old.