NFL head coaches say the darndest things. Also the lyingest, stupidest, funniest, and most racist things (dealing with these guys can drive you to stupidity—you're racist on your own though). But unlike the rest of us, a lot of the stuff they say is taped and committed to posterity. And while they may not have the elegance of, say, a Rick Ross, the ridiculous and sublime utterances of NFL coaches have found a place in the pop culture lexicon over the years.
So, from Bill Parcells' disclaimer about using the phrase "Jap plays" to Jim Mora's assessment of the Colts' postseason chances to Herm Edwards waxing poetic on the motivation for playing sports, click below for some of the most famous clips in NFL history. Sit back with a goddamn snack and enjoy.