Gallery: The 31 Most Ridiculous Bumper Stickers

Here's to America's bumper-to-bumper caravan of idiotic quips, disses, and ridiculous proclamations.

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"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

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"If you can't enjoy yourself, try to enjoy someone else."

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"My marine can pick off your honor student at a click and a half."

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"John Kerry (ON REPEAT)"

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"DANGER: Avoid death. Stand clear of vehicle at all times."

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ASSORTED

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"I beat up five hippies and all I got was this lousy bus."

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"Honk if your drunk."

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"I love to Fart." (on a cop car)

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"I'll keep my money, my freedom, and my guns and you can keep the CHANGE."

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"There's probably no God. So stop worrying and enjoy your life."

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"Hang up and Drive."

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"This vehicle protected by anti-theft sticker."

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"I HAD a life...but my job ate it."

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"My other car was demolished by the government."

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"YES. This Journey is absolutely necessary."

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"It is what it is."

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"Having an abortion does not make you unpregnant. It makes you the father of a dead baby." And "God

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"Breastfeeding for all. Circumsicion for none."

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"I am only speeding cause I really have to poop."

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"Warning. In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned."

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"Why do we kill people who kill people to show us that killing people is wrong?"

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"Horn Broke. Watch for Finger."

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"My Day is not complete until I've terrified a complete stranger."

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"Without men civilization would last until the oil needed changing."

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"George Bush is a lying sack of shit." and "Attack Iran? NO"

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"Relax. God is in control."

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The Ass Family - Wise, Smart, Lazy, Kiss, Dumb"

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"Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to your Country"

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"lost your cat? Try looking under my tires."

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