All former Duke player Christian Laettner had to do was memorize a script that lasted less than thirty seconds for the Big Blue All Stars vs. the Villians exhibition game at UK's Rupp Arena. Instead, Laettner opted to blantantly read from a cue card. And when we say blantantly, we mean real blantantly. Sidenote: We also like the hand gesture at the :13 mark. You know, just in case someone was asking "I heard Christian Laettner's name, but where is he on my television screen? [via Deadspin]