Brandon Marshall is officially crazy. And that's not our shallow attempt to make light of the fact that he was recently diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. No, the Dolphins wide receiver is officially crazy because of his goal for this week's Monday Night Football game. He's not vowing to put up 200 yards receiving and 3 touchdowns on the New York Jets heralded defense. Nor is he guaranteeing that the Fins will win. Rather, he's stated that he wants to do one thing and one thing only on MNF: Get kicked out of the game in the second quarter.

"I don't care if I have two, three cameras on me," Marshall said yesterday. "I don't care if I have penalties. It doesn't matter; I'm going to let it all out. I don't care what you guys write or what the commentators say. I'm just going to play football. That's what I'm best at. I'm best when I play emotional. I'm best when I play with passion. You guys are going to see that on Monday Night Football. I don't know if it's throwing a football 15 yards in the bleachers or getting a 15-yard [penalty] or punting the ball and getting thrown out of the game. But something is going to happen. I'll probably get kicked out after the second quarter."

Well, okay then! You've got our attention, dude. See ya Monday. [via Miami Herald]