Tiki Barber might not be getting any looks from NFL teams right now, but his girlfriend Traci Lynn Johnson is certainly getting plenty of attention. She recently took off her clothes for a Maxim photo shoot and sat down for an interview where she talked extensively about her long legs, her obsession with Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and her first date with Tiki—at Mickey D's!

"We went to McDonald's," she says. "I was starving and about to flip into bitch mode, so we stopped there. It was a match made in Happy Meals."

Er, okay? We'll have to try that the next time we go on a first date and see how it goes. [via Maxim]