4. James Toney
Match: James Toney v. Mike McCallum
Craziest Line: "My birthday was Monday and now I feel like I could go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come, baby! Burger King! Burger King! And shout out to Bob Arum 'cause he's my man! Don King, kiss my ass!"
So, this would explain why Toney started his career as a middleweight (160 lbs.) and later ballooned to a heavyweight (200 lbs. plus). It can't get any worse than this for him, right?