Yeah, yeah, we know that we already did a Mike Tyson story today. But, how could we not do a post about this? Yesterday, Iron Mike appeared on Las Vegas radio station KWWN 1100 AM to talk about a bunch of things. But, the best quotes came when the hosts asked him his thoughts on the scandalous one-night stand that Sarah Palin and Glen Rice (allegedly) shared back in 1987. Cover the kids' eyes and check out a few of our favorites from the interview...
Quote 1: "Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy. But you want [Sarah Palin] to be with somebody [like] Dennis Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!"
Quote 2: "Glen Rice is a nice , mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy. You want someone like Rodman. Yeah, baby! Imagine Palin with a big old stallion ripping—yeehaw!"
Quote 3: "Isn't it beautiful to hear Palin got boned by a black dude?"
Quote 4: "She's not a bad person because she likes black people...at least in her."
Quote 5: "Sarah Palin...she met the wombshifter."
The wombshifter, though, Mike?! HA! You're the best, man. Thanks for making this story even more ridiculous than it was in the first place. [via Larry Brown Sports]
Dave September 16th, 2011 at 01:18 PM
Hmmmm interesting comments from a convicted rapist, huh? Maybe Mike needs some more counseling?
Tennessee3501 September 16th, 2011 at 01:41 PM
Iron Mike Tyson should immediately announce that he is coming out of retirment and, in an effort to defend the honor of Sarah Palin, he is challengeing Joe McGinniss to 12 rounds of boxing with the match to be promoted by Todd Palin. The fight will be televised on "pay-per-view". The proceeds of the fight, less the expenses for Joe McGinniss's funeral, will be donated to Mike's favorite charity. Conservatives from all over the world will pay to see this fight. After Mike disposes of McGinnisss, the conservatives and the Tea Party may choose him as their candidate for the Republican nomination in 2012!