Greyhound Blows Load Of Bull Semen On Highway

I-65 receives a facial from a Greyhound bus.

Drivers on the I-65 got a bull bukkake while traveling through Nashville this morning. Apparently, a Greyhound bus carrying four canisters of bull semen dropped the unmarked containers on the ramp south of Nashville. Police were called after drivers passing by complained about a foul odor. Authorities traced the tags on the canisters back to the driver only to find out it was 30,000-40,000 worth of bull semen.

[via Jalopnik]

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