This Guy Wants to Be Known as the "Human Home Run"

Whatever this guy gets paid isn't nearly enough.

Know how we know Dave "The Bullet" Smith is out of his fucking mind? Fast-forward to the 1:15 mark of this clip about his recent "Human Home Run" attempt at a minor league baseball game and peep the janky pieces of wood he's using to prop up the cannon that launches him almost 200 feet over the outfield wall in this video. Uhhhhh, that's it?! You're putting your life in the hands of those little pieces of wood? We give you props for doing it, but there's no way in hell we'd go anywhere near that thing, dude. [via Big League Stew]

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