14. Don Drysdale
We're not gonna say hitting batters on purpose is badass, but...OK, in the case of "Big D," we'll call it badass. Just look at the makeshift earflap the batter employs in the clip above! Along with his 2400 strikeouts and sub 3.00 ERA, Drysdale hit 154 batters and clubbed 29 home runs as a batter. Forget .OPS, how about HBPHR (Hit Batters Plus Home Runs) as a measure of a pitcher's badassness?